I am a pyneapple

Jul 22, 2014

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

(via pizza)

Jul 22, 2014

Do you know what I love!

CATS

Jul 22, 2014

Waking up at 4 am is not my favorite thing to do.

Jul 20, 2014

vivalakokamo:

plutopiter:

cuteys:

awwww-cute:

My new kitten!

IT HAS A HEART FOR A NOSE OH MY GOSH

RED ALERT RED ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
KITTEN HAS HEART NOSEY BOOP

Heart nosey boop

vivalakokamo:

plutopiter:

cuteys:

awwww-cute:

My new kitten!

IT HAS A HEART FOR A NOSE OH MY GOSH

RED ALERT RED ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

KITTEN HAS HEART NOSEY BOOP

Heart nosey boop

(via cassandracat)

Jul 20, 2014

putyouinabettermood:


putyouinabettermood.com via http://ift.tt/1rscU9H

putyouinabettermood:

putyouinabettermood.com via http://ift.tt/1rscU9H

(via deductionseduction)

Jul 20, 2014

(Source: weheartit.com, via thelifeofafanigirl)

Jul 19, 2014

You know what’s weird? That two people who are my age got married tonight. It’s weird to watch someone you met when you were 14 get married.

Jul 19, 2014

sabot-cat:

"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."  

(via thechargingsky)

Jul 18, 2014

Jul 18, 2014

holyfuckerikin:

The gang. 

Here they come, the beautiful ones.. the beautiful ones.

Jul 18, 2014

I HAVE BEEN HAVING THIS PROBLEM ALL NIGHT

(Source: princessmab, via femmethem)

Jul 18, 2014

hreny:

this is seriously my favorite episode

(via italktosnakes)

Jul 17, 2014

"I want him to go down on me for so long that he has to evolve gills."

—Rae Earl

Jul 17, 2014

elkian:

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

THAT WAS AWFUL AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

(via neurotyped)

Jul 15, 2014

http://www.etsy.com/listing/105893823/mac-n-cheese-rip-tide-blank-card

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